Add To The Rank Names

[Tundra]

Not that I'm running out of ideas, I just thought it'd be nice to add in some of your rank name ideas.

So, for the next 24 hours, (I'll lock the thread after that) please give me your suggestions for rank names.

I won't be able to use them all, but you can put them up for consideration. They'll be mixed in with some of my own. :)

[Aimless]

Maulden.

[Gene]

Questionable content.
Crumpled cocktail dress.
Wireless headphones.

[Maegan]

Howl's Immovable Castle

Pie Ninja

Zombie bait

Christmas Lemming

Resident Crumpet

Cookie War Veteran

Braaaaaains

[Aquamonet]

Parental Advisory
Dead man walking
Daddy-long-legs
Simply the best
The boy who lived
The one ring
Great Gatsby

[Hippie]

Lord of the Bumper
Ballroom Fight
Laptop in Hand
LUFF!

(Will think of more later)

[Shona]

Bumperific (because everyone needs to be at some point)
Neon Salt Shaker

...meh I'm going to go get lunch now. More tonight.

[Sammi]

Food for Thought
An Apple
Stalker

[Orion283]

*rummages up his list of unused band names for Rock Band*

Excesive Knife (actually someone's name on RPG.net's forums)
Rocktimus Prime (http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/rocktimus-prime.jpg)
Irate Penguin (my traditional band name from Guitar Hero)
Inexplicable Zipper (inspired by this messenger bag I once saw with a zipper bearing no apparent purpose)
Gazebo
Dire Gazebo
Natural Twenty
Inappropriate Behavior
Swordchucks
Incendiary Pants (from the list of weapons that don't exist but should (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/List_of_weapons_that_don't_exist,_but_should))
Right Through Your Pants
Electronic Slinky (I used to work at a toy store that had two locations in the same mall and I once spent ten minutes on a prank call using an apparently very convincing british accent asking if the other store had one of these)
Ludicrous Speed
Chupathingy

[MichaelB]

Sad Little Man (has this one been used?)
Speaks In Tongues
Clockwork Kumquat
NiHilistic Fruitfly
Drama-Llama-fo-fama-banana

[Gene]

A Clockwork Orange!

[vindemiatrix]

Cornetto
Punch Magnate
Copacolada
Time Lord
Wereman
Covered In Bees
Glues Shells On Things
Weetabix Hands
The Ultimate Combination
In A Cube
The Power Of Oblong
Licked The Sun's Back

[Hippie]

Ouch...

(That wasn't one... that was more of a response to Vindie's last one there.)

(On second thought, I'm going to say that it's ALSO a suggestion for a Rank Title...)

[Whisper-x]

That... "ex - pee - a - le - docious" Mary Poppins one.

And "Maulden" ;)

*Thinks* will post in the morning..

[Hippie]

Supercalafragalisticexpialidocious?

(I have to admit, I've never tried to spell that before... I'm sure someone knows how to ACTUALLY spell it.)

[Whisper-x]

Supercalafragalisticexpialidocious?

(I have to admit, I've never tried to spell that before... I'm sure someone knows how to ACTUALLY spell it.)

Ohhhh that'll do...

but it's a bit long isn't it. lol

[Tundra]

Cornetto
Punch Magnate
Copacolada
Time Lord
Wereman
Covered In Bees
Glues Shells On Things
Weetabix Hands
The Ultimate Combination
In A Cube
The Power Of Oblong
Licked The Sun's Back

*laughs*

[vindemiatrix]

*grins*

[Orion283]

Covered In Bees

Covered Nazis In Bees For Freedom =0p

[Shona]

It's...

Supercalifragilisticexpealidocious.


Some more!

Nucleospatial Watch
Negative-gravity
Silent Tarasque
Neurotic Sensory System
Basilisk Slayer
Tiara of the Strangler's Ghost


I dunno. Seventh Sanctum is awesome.

[Hippie]

I am going to second the vote for Basilisk Slayer.

*cackles*

[Shona]

*grins* I thought that one might go over well for some. *gigglesnort*

[Orion283]

That Stubborn Fifth Dentist
Jorge (the alleged name of hit band OK Go's imaginary robot)
Ran Away With The Spoon
Prime Minister of Defenestration
Robot In Disguise
Accused Of Conspiracy To Commit Public Nudity
Pirate Who Doesn't Do Anything
Banned In The UK
12th Level Vice President
Was Once Bitten By A Moose
Not The Messaiah
Faced The Vicous Chicken of Bristol
The Vicious Chicken of Bristol
Were-Sheep

[Shona]

Accused of Wearing the Emperor's New Clothes


Based on Orion's "Accused of Conspiracy to Commit Public Nudity." Sorry, dude.

[pkgirl]

I am quite happy with my 'With Added Bacon' one, I shall not proceed to suggest anymore

[vindemiatrix]

Do we have Big In Japan? I'd like that one.

Shoeful of Baileys
Aunt Irma
Tiny Eyes Of A Shrew (one of my favourite lines!)
Electro Poof

[LadyAbby]

Jenny Window

[Hippie]

Jerseussalum
Cheesus

(I understand if you can't put these if they're... offensive? They were slips of the tongue by my World Religions teacher.)

[Tundra]

I might not put it in, but Cheesus is still pretty funny

[vindemiatrix]

Crikey O'Riley
Makes My Belly Fizz
Sudoku Ninja
Curlywurly Tangent
Remembers Thundercats

[Shona]

....Heh heh heh heh heh Cheesus. *giggle fit*

[Kaetlin]

Extermination Supremo

[Orion283]

Cracked The Liberty Bell
Off-Duty Power Ranger
Took The Cookie From The Cookie Jar
Framed Roger Rabbit
Professional Thumb Wrestler
All The Live Long Day
String Cheese
Heavy Metal Kazoo
Stylish Fez
Sim Sim Salabim
Drop Bear
Gelatinous Cube
Nuclear-Powered Stapler
Gets This Funky High From A Yellow Sun
Has To Push The Pram Along
Nu

[Chrisell]

Cracked The Liberty Bell
Off-Duty Power Ranger
Took The Cookie From The Cookie Jar
Framed Roger Rabbit
Professional Thumb Wrestler
All The Live Long Day
String Cheese
Heavy Metal Kazoo
Stylish Fez
Sim Sim Salabim
Drop Bear
Gelatinous Cube
Nuclear-Powered Stapler
Gets This Funky High From A Yellow Sun
Has To Push The Pram Along
Nu

Isn't it "Has to Push the Pram a Lot"? (the line is supposed to rhyme with Camelot, after all).

Being a newbie I haven't seen 'em all (gotta see 'em all? anyway . . .) so apologies if these have been done or don't quite hit the overall tone. Umm . . .

Knight Who Says NIH (surely this has been done?)
More Posts than Airmail
99 Luftballoons
Cheeseburger in a Can
LOLcat
Probably Not Orange
Buffyism
Dancing Queen

Hmm . . . it's Friday evening and my creative genius seems to be lacking :D

[Tundra]

*sigh* it'll be years before anyone other than Maulden has these. lol

[butterfly]

... You could always add more in randomly in the middle somewhere?
I've thought of so many of these, now I can't recall any of them. I'll think of all the best ones when it's waaaaay too late for this...

Punch Addict
Willy Wonka
Easter Bunny
Father Christmas
Tooth Fairy (Although something tells me they're not new?)
Cinderella
Wears Glass Slippers
Likes it in a pot 9 days old
Certified Medic
Giggles too much
Has False Teeth
Shiney
Awesomesauce, Fantasticdip, Etc

Red with Sunburn
Orange with Fake Tan
Yellow by TextaWars
Green with Envy
Blue with Cold
Violet Baudelaire (In sequence, of course)

[vindemiatrix]

LOLposter

:D

[mcnicks]

Boards Of Canada

And maybe some Iain M Bank's spaceship names:

Ethics Gradient
Frank Exchange Of Views
Fate Amenable To Change

Regarding maulden-posting-levels, is there no way to squeeze new ones inbetween the existing ones so that they will be seen / used more?

[Hippie]

To deviate from Vindie's a bit:
LOLpost
LOLmember
LAWLZcomment
LOL I agree

[snooze]

No Slander
An Allowed Fool
It raineth every day
Beans and Toast
Is no longer listed as single
Wearing an ascot
Likes to boogie
thinking of a new hairstyle
Ripe
Boot to the head
Lost Hat
Toenails
Detoxify
Deep-Fried Mars Bar
Mmm I love Turtles
Jack-in-the-Box
Back-in-the-Jocks
Hoser
Pending Lawsuit
Go sit in the car
Peaches plums pears
Due for extermination
Scratched knuckles
Works at Hooters
Enter Stage Left
Tap Dance Routine
Onion Engagement Ring
8 Glasses Per Day
A side of pickles
Show me the Tom Cruise
Behaviour Modification
Attitude Adjustment
The time of my life
That time of the month
You choo-choo-choose me?
Nohzpiquer
Riding the white stallion
How the West Was Won
Anne of Green Gables
Fan of Green Goblins

[cat_lover_4113]

not here right now

[snooze]

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[KeinesV]

rick james, bitch!

[cat_lover_4113]

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[Dwiesel McAllister]

rick james, bitch!

Yes!!!!!!! I second emphatically!!!!!

Awkward Turtle
Illegal Cabbage
Santa's Cookies
Evil Monkey
Fruit-of-the-Month Club

[TwistedFirestarter]

When did this thread get unlocked? o.O

[Dwiesel McAllister]

Inspired by strawberry-tea's admiration of my stage names:
Got in a Knife Fight with Carmen
Opera Screamer
Biff
Fought a Mezzo Soprano
Uses French Profanity

[KeinesV]

in honor of the mysterious unlocking thread,

Fu Manchu

after the orangutan that achieved infamy by hiding a metal tool tucked in his lip that he used to pick his lock, escape, pick the locks of his ape compatriots, releasing them to run amok, then go back into his cage and secure the door behind him. he made a game out of this, and baffled his human caretakers for awhile.

[strawberry-tea]

Hmm. I have a cold today, and need to do something that doesn't make much sense. This looks like a good place for me to be.

Comatose
Floating Whale
High Powered Fish
Master of Puppets
42
Flailing Wildly
Thug for Hire
Mysterious Pills
Anime Porn
Roundhouse Kick
Too Much Pepper
Cucumber Sandwich
Green Mouse Ice Cream
Lesbian Maid Twin
Prince of Space
Incredulous!

Mmm, that's all for now...

[Heywire]

Archie The Swift
Dave
Inconceivable!
Killbot
Purple Tie Rack
Eight of Clovers

[strawberry-tea]

I slept some more, and now I feel very sleepy, dizzy and weird, so...

Plum Curry
Blue Screen of Death
Pinwheel of Doom
Exterminate!
Usually Referred to as the Master
Contemptuous Signage
Stuffed Dolphin
Tonight We Dine in Hell

Mmmnn... maybe more later...

[Lovefish]

Resolution
Delete
Sundew

[KeinesV]

The Chief Export Of Chuck Norris

and in a similar vein

Best Served Cold


hm.. Delicious With Fauva Beans, and a Nice Chianti ?

and actually, why not "Dalektable" :P


edit: or perhaps I'M THA' JUGGERNAUT!!!