Abusive PMs

[Tundra]

I just got a rather vulgar and abusive pm. Written in French. It was a nonposting member, who is now banned. I'd just like to say that if any of you get any pms like this from a member, (now, or later, written in french, or English or any language) PLEASE tell me.

[vindemiatrix]

O__O How awful! What did it say? Why would anyone WANT to send one?

Pah. Internet people. -__-;

[AXJ]

Woah, weird. :?

[Tundra]

I have no clue. I'd sent him/her a welcome pm about a month ago. She/he comes on this morning, and sends me a pm in return, with abuse. fun. Uh, it was just a string of insults. But in french, so i had to go and babelfish it.

edit: here you go, you can babelfish it yourself.

Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère.

And if the person reads this post, note: I am not impressed.

[kiss_me_now9]

Ohh, from my basic understanding of french I can tell that aint gonna be complimentary... :shock:

Strange people getting kicks from sending rude messages...

[snooze]

All the French I know is thanks to the public school system and the other side of food packages. I can read ingredients and cooking instructions in French, no problem. But even my hackneyed language skills know that something was said along the lines of "ur mom!" which can't be positive.

ETA: One visit to babelfish later...

Huh. We may take comfort in that their grammer sucks and they need to stop saying "of."

[melydia]

Huh. We may take comfort in that their grammer sucks and they need to stop saying "of."

*laugh* I think we can blame that on Babelfish, actually. I love translator programs. They make everything funny.

Dunno what was up that French person's butt, though. Seems pretty random.

[Maegan]

That's very strange...but I guess you end up with all sorts on the net.

[Gholam]

Aye babelfish makes for some interesting translations. :D

[snooze]

Aye babelfish makes for some interesting translations. :D

Ah...so that's why my German friend thinks I'm weird. :oops:

[Emperor]

pergaps it best if i don't use babelfish, i know anough of my french to understand that pretty darn well.

i see no logic in our attack of mistress tundra. and if i had my chance, i sling a few choice french words back.

real babel fish would be useful.


but yeah, that lanagauge is completely uncaleld for in any tongue.

[vindemiatrix]

Maybe an English-speaking person wrote it in French because they realised how stupid it would sound if anyone actually understood it.

[Tundra]

I don't think so. I got an email after I banned him.

[Orion283]

Believe it or not, my sister uses Babelfish for her Spanish homework. I tried for weeks (in vain) to convince her that it's not really the most reliable academic resource, but she's still passing the class so maybe it's not all bad...

[kiss_me_now9]

Believe it or not, my sister uses Babelfish for her Spanish homework. I tried for weeks (in vain) to convince her that it's not really the most reliable academic resource, but she's still passing the class so maybe it's not all bad...
I use it all the time for my french and german, 'cos I haven't got a clue how to say what I want, and it helps... Or not, but its widely acknowledged my skills in writing in other languages are very poor. :?

[Tundra]

I used babelfish in highschool, but not for translating what I wanted to say, but translating texts, so that i could have a basic idea on what they were about. It's horrible for proper translations.

Anyway, I think this french person is really french.
He emailed me in French too, asking why he'd been banned. :roll:

[bbcentral]

I prefer the translator on Google.
http://www.google.com.au/language_tools?hl=en

[Ariella]

Ooookay I'm pretty much fluent in French and that person needs anger management or something.
And imagination.

[Tundra]

Just a reminder, if you get any weird PMs, things like... spam, or random abuse, please forward it to me!

[Daisy]

*Sigh* I never get PMs.
I have no friends. :cry:

[wannabe_writer]

*Sigh* I never get PMs.
I have no friends. :cry:

You do too have friends!

*goes and PMs Daisy*

so there!

[Tundra]

bumping this up to remind you about it.

[LadyAbby]

I agree with Tundra. If something bothers you at all in ANY way about something that someone says to you, tell her about it. Otherwise we won't know if someone is being a troll.

[Madeline88]

Mmm, maybe the person didn't know what it said in French, I don't know why they would send it though, anyway that message is awful!

[pkgirl]

I would report it no matter what!!!

And yeh, its really bad that people are resorting to insulting people in other languages.

[Pinto]

I prefer the translator on Google.
http://www.google.com.au/language_tools?hl=en

Too bad it can't work for me. I'm taking Japanese and it usually doesn't even try to translate. I typed in some simple Japanese (2 words in English, 3 in Jap), that I knew the translation for, and it comes back unchanged :lol:

[StormrageJunior]

Sorry for the thread necromancy. I just happened to open this thread, after a long forum-browsing epopee, and I wanted to point out that this line is actually a quote from Matrix : Reloaded. ^^

Merovingian: I love French wine, like I love the French language. I have sampled every language, French is my favourite - fantastic language, especially to curse with. Nom de Dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère! You see, it's like wiping your ass with silk, I love it.

So, this insult doesn't make more sense now. But, yeah, I thought I'd say it.

[cat_lover_4113]

Anyway, I think this french person is really french.
He emailed me in French too, asking why he'd been banned. :roll:

First you send him a welcome message, and he abuses you, and then he asks why he was banned?

Use your brain damn it!

[Akatari]

What if we don't know enough of other langauges to know we're being insulted? :oops:

[Maulden]

What if we don't know enough of other langauges to know we're being insulted? :oops:

STARUBAKU WA DOKO DESU KA?!?! :twisted:

[vindemiatrix]

XD!

I know enough Japanese for THAT.

[Jenevieve]

Translation for us non-japanese-speaking people?

[Maulden]

Translation for us non-japanese-speaking people?

"Where is Starbucks?"

[Jenevieve]

*bursts out laughing*

....You know, in hindsight I should have expected that, considering it was you, Maulden.

[Maulden]

Indeed. Though now that I think about it, I probably should have written it as "STARUBAKSU" instead. ^_^

[cat_lover_4113]

What if we don't know enough of other langauges to know we're being insulted? :oops:

Browse for a translator. But I won't be using Babelfish again. I just put in what Maulden typed, even though he told us what it said, and it came back with the same words.

[Maulden]

But I won't be using Babelfish again. I just put in what Maulden typed, even though he told us what it said, and it came back with the same words.

Babelfish only translates Japanese if you put in actual Japanese symbols.

[Rapunzel247]

What if we don't know enough of other langauges to know we're being insulted? :oops:

STARUBAKU WA DOKO DESU KA?!?! :twisted:

:lol:

I like Google as a translator but I don't really think it's any better than Babelfish. *wonders how many nonsensical things she's said to Spanish speakers on the internet*

R.

[Wilwarin]

STARUBAKU WA DOKO DESU KA?!?! :twisted:
I read that as "sutarubaku wa doku desu ka?!?!" Translation: "Is Starbucks poison?!?!" :shock: :o

:twisted:

[adelaidejane]

(I'd have to say yes, Starbucks IS poison. Go Dunn Bros. Coffee!)

[cat_lover_4113]

(I'd have to say yes, Starbucks IS poison. Go Dunn Bros. Coffee!)

You and Maulden are going to have to fight about that :D

[adelaidejane]

:shock:

BATTLE!

*slaps Maulden with her glove*

Glove slap, baby glove slap!
Glove slap, I don't take crap!

[cat_lover_4113]

*sits back with a smile to watch the battle*

[Maulden]

I'm a cuddler, not a fighter. :(

[Akatari]

Who can give the other more hugs shall be deemed the person who ...is huggier... I mean, prefers better coffee?

[Maulden]

I would PWN that contest. Unless it was against Hug Queen Aki, of course. @_@

[Akatari]

Me? Really?

o.o

I was under the impression that you were a great deal huggier than I am.

[Maulden]

I was thinking that the contest would be to see who the better hugger is. ^_^

[Akatari]

No, no. That contest would be depressing. It's one thing to use hugs as a weapon, but quite another to make hugging itself a thing to fight about.

[Maulden]

Actually, I thought it would be kind of entertaining. "How Many People Can You Huggle In One Minute?!" :lol:

[cat_lover_4113]

Actually, I thought it would be kind of entertaining. "How Many People Can You Huggle In One Minute?!" :lol:

Okay, line up folks! One line only, and lets see who wins! I hope you all like getting hugged ^_^

[Jenevieve]

*lines up*

[Maulden]

*gives Jen a big hug* Feel luffed! ^_^

[Ariella]

Aw, no, but the best hugs are long! It wouldn't be fair to have a speed-hugging contest; quality over quantity, folks.

[Maulden]

...indeed. ^_^

*gives Ariella a long, luffing hug*

[vindemiatrix]

...

*sets up chair a little way over to watch*

You should charge, you know.

[Maulden]

I like to think of it as a public service. ^_^

>_>

<_<

*glomps Vindie* Fuuuu~!

[cat_lover_4113]

*glomps Vindie* Fuuuu~!

*hugs Vindie, paws barely getting around Vindie's neck*

[Akatari]

*huggles Jen*

*huggles Ariella*

*runs over and joins the hugpile on Vindie*

[cowmage]

*casts Enlarge Person on self*

*hugs everyone simultaneously*

*has been playing D&D a lot recently*

[Jenevieve]

:D I feel hugged. *hugs back*

[vindemiatrix]

*struggles out from underneath hugpile*

Well, THAT worked. XD

[Maulden]

*is still clinging to Vindie's arm* ^_^

[adelaidejane]

*frolics through the forum, scattering handfuls of rose petals and Hershey's Hugs*

[Elski]

*eats Hershy's hugs*

[cat_lover_4113]

*patters through the rose petals*

[Maulden]

*tries the Hershey's hugs*

[Jenevieve]

*also eats the Hershey's Hugs*

I love those things.

[adelaidejane]

*nods vigorously*

My FAVORITE American candy = Hershey's Hugs.

[cowmage]

...

*casts Mass Enlarge Food on the chocolates*

[Jenevieve]

Mmm, I wouldn't quite go that far. I think that Wilbur's Chocolate actually makes better chocolate than Hershey's, but Wilbur's isn't nearly so widely available.

[Maulden]

I'm surprised there aren't any Cadbury's showing up in this thread. >_>

[adelaidejane]

Note I said favorite AMERICAN candy. Nothing, and I mean NOTHING, beats Cadbury. Not even Lindt.

[Akatari]

Cadbury is a little too sweet for me, from what I've eaten of it. :(

[Jenevieve]

Me, I'm happy with just about any chocolate as long as it doesn't have any coffee-like flavours in it.

[Ariella]

Cadbury's always makes me want to drink gallons of ice-cold milk. Too stickysweet, it makes my throat burn a bit. I prefer dark chocolate (especially with dried cranberries), but I don't get that often. It's a hard life...! :)

[heartsease1872]

Cadbury's gives me mouth ulcers... But that's not what I'm here for. I'm just basking in the love on this thread...

[Maulden]

*huggles heartsease*

[adelaidejane]

Cadbury chocolate, in my opinion, is best enjoyed in small quantities. I find it really sugars me up if I have too much in one go. I prefer chocolate bars with wafers in them, to kinda break it up a bit. My favourite is Time Out (if I could find it, I'd show you a pic of my door at college when I covered it completely with Time Out wrappers. It was very easy to find my room). I also LOVE Freddos and Caramello Koalas. *drool* Someone wanna send me some?

[Jenevieve]

I like best any chocolate that's flavoured with mint, but especially that which comes from Wilbur's.

[heartsease1872]

*huggles heartsease*

Yay! Huggles! *huggles Maulden - and anyone else who wants huggles, of course*

What's a caramello koala? Is that Cadbury's? If it is, I don't think we have them over here. Freddo, on the other hand, is a reptilian-shaped-bitesized-bar of goodness. We love Freddo.

[adelaidejane]

Caramello Koala is very similar to a Freddo, but he's chunkier and full of flowy caramel. Ooh... I want some.

[heartsease1872]

Awww. I want a Caramello Koala too now. I suppose All Gold will have to do instead. *sigh*

[Akatari]

*also huggles Heartsease* :)

*wonders what this has to do with the original thread and gives up, deciding she likes the status quo...*

[Maulden]

Freddo, on the other hand, is a reptilian-shaped-bitesized-bar of goodness. We love Freddo.

...you know, for a minute, I thought you said FRODO. :shock:

[cat_lover_4113]

Cadbury chocolate, in my opinion, is best enjoyed in small quantities. I find it really sugars me up if I have too much in one go. I prefer chocolate bars with wafers in them, to kinda break it up a bit. My favourite is Time Out (if I could find it, I'd show you a pic of my door at college when I covered it completely with Time Out wrappers. It was very easy to find my room). I also LOVE Freddos and Caramello Koalas. *drool* Someone wanna send me some?

:D

Time Out!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_Out_%28chocolate%29
Caramello Koala
http://australian-food.com/chocolate/caramello_koala.html
Freddo Frog
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freddo_Frog

*hands out above chocolate to everyone*

[adelaidejane]

*luffs Cat forever* :D

[Maulden]

Yay, chocolate! :mrgreen:

[cat_lover_4113]

*smiles and hugs AJane*

Yes, chocolate!