The Uncyclopedia

[Seras]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

I came across this while on a Google search for "H. L. Mencken." (No, actually, I don't have a life. Why do you ask?)

It's hilarious! There are so many funny articles, I can't stand it. They basically poke fun at everything and everyone; and, at the same time, they distort or completely mess up history. In a few, rare cases, they actually seem to tell the truth, only without the equivocating bullshit other sources will provide.

Sample:
May 3: World Fungal Infection Awareness Day

* 1494 - Christopher Columbus invents Jamaica.
* 1791 - The May Constitution of Poland is proclaimed by the Polish Diet, only to be promptly superceded by the Atkins Diet.
* 1810 - Lord Byron swims the Hellespont, for which he is finally awarded his Silver swimming badge.
* 1907 - Actress Sharon Stone develops fungal infection, the first of many.
* 1984 - Everybody's favourite Uncle is born.

Thus far, these are my favorite pages:
H. L. Mencken (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/H._L._Mencken)
German grammar (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/German_grammar)
Umlaut monster (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Umlaut_monster)

P.S. This isn't from the above site, but it's rather related: Blinkenlights (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blinkenlights).

[Thuriel]

*giggles*

I love Asimov's article.

The Third Law of Isaac Asimov states that the words "Foundation and" can precede any other word, with the possible exception of "Foundation", as long as such wording does not conflict with the first or second law.
The Foundation Trilogy

Foundation
Foundation and Me
Foundation and Toilet (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Toilet) Paper
Foundation and the Philosopher (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Philosopher)'s Stone
Foundation and the Prisoner of Azkaban (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Azkaban)
Foundation and The Goblet of Fire
Foundation and Half-Prince Blood
VNV Foundation
Foundation and The Incestual relationships among the clerics during the low middle ages and before. (Also known as "If you belive the title of this book is too long, you might be right, but thats the way the author likes it, so mind your own bussines")
Foundation and Makeup Tips
Lost and Foundation:D

[Hippie]

Foundation and the Philosopher (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Philosopher)'s Stone
Foundation and the Prisoner of Azkaban (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Azkaban)
Foundation and The Goblet of Fire
Foundation and Half-Prince Blood


They forgot Chamber of Secrets!! *pout*

But OH DEAR GOD the entry on Azkaban!!!

Azkaban was originally opened in 2AD by Lobster Jesus (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Lobster_Jesus) as a small time Internet cafe.
Little Known Facts about Azkaban:
- Chuck Norris (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris) was born in Azkaban
- Emperor Palpatine (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Emperor_Palpatine) was a regular at Azkaban
- The most common crime committed by Azkaban prisoners is bike theft
- Meg Ryan (http://uncyclopedia.org/index.php?title=Meg_Ryan&action=edit) was once falsely imprisioned at Azkaban
- Azkaban was the setting for famous Hollywood blockbusters such as Monsters Inc and Waterworld

Okay, my mother and I are about to die laughing!!!

[cat_lover_4113]

*tilts head and opens House, M.D., then laughs and goes chasing after the subject of the one she found*

Some people confuse this show with a programming drama called Mouse HD, in which an 31337 group of data entry personnel is tasked with saving the entire network's hard drives... using only a mouse.

[Sammi]

It is amusing.

[Ariella]

This (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/HowTo:Learn_Hebrew)'s my favourite article, if only because it's all true.


I'm also quite fond of the Bleach (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Bleach) article!

[shrekpleb]

hahaha HILARIOUS!!

this is going to keep me entertained for hours!

[adelaidejane]

I looked up Hanson :lol:

[shrekpleb]

I looked up a heap of different bands. its all hilarious bull poo.

[sillypants]

Oh no! Look what the news page had. :P

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/UnNews:Rose_Tyler_arrested_for_spreading_HD_DVD_ke y

[cat_lover_4113]

Nobody has made a page for PotC!

[Whisper-x]

:cry: OMG! I hate that website.. for one reason only... LOL!
Once I was doing some internet research for a project and I ended up on the uncyclopedia and used a lot of data from the site...

Only to realise the next day that everything I'd done til 3 o'clock in the morning was a load of junk!
Anddddd I'd already submitted it. My teacher thought I was taking the piss...

And yeah... bad memories. LOL! :oops:

[Whisper-x]

OMG! Just read the article on Italy.

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/7/72/Italy_flag2.GIF The flag is hilarious...

Quote: "This article was written by a fascist (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Fascism). If you don't laugh, we'll execute five prisoners! " - LOOOL!

[Gene]

:cry: OMG! I hate that website.. for one reason only... LOL!
Once I was doing some internet research for a project and I ended up on the uncyclopedia and used a lot of data from the site...

Only to realise the next day that everything I'd done til 3 o'clock in the morning was a load of junk!
Anddddd I'd already submitted it. My teacher thought I was taking the piss...

Oh,. that's fucking hilarious. That's 'teh win'. Anyhoo.

The article for Zelda: Ocarina of Time is pretty bloody good, too.

[Whisper-x]

Oh,. that's fucking hilarious. That's 'teh win'. Anyhoo.

It wasn't at the time, believe you me.
She read some of my introduction to the whole class, and whilst everyone was splitting sides, I was trying to explain what had happened.

Did anyone care? Nope.
Did anyone even listen? Nope.

Did I get a good grade... yep. LOL!
She said I needn't bother re do it. ;)