Euphemisms

[Tundra]

http://walkingdead.net/perl/euphemism

haha

I feel like burning the screaming sea.

Like most guys his age, he wasn't above wearing the sly four-legged monkey.

For one of his intelligence, he was remarkably adept at rearranging the orange client-server robot.

Shut the door! I'm flinging the cheap curtain!

[snooze]

:shock:
I couldn't believe my best friend was actually steaming the legendary trouser Cossack.

Unbeknownst to me, they were all smurfing the walrus.

[Sammi]

Oblivious to the crowd of observers that was forming, the couple resumed tickling the buttery basket.

[Wilwarin]

As the kids say, she was chasing the perpetual big minnow. :o

Hey! Who's been normalizing the cowboy?! :x

Yes indeed. :?:

[felixia]

"This is not an appropriate place for spying on the president."

No, that makes too much sense! *refresh, refresh!*

[Sulis]

*snerk* I couldn't believe my best friend was actually tittilating the legendary chocolate dragon.

[Tundra]

Let's just say I had a lot to learn about drubbing the turtle.

[Wilwarin]

Hey! Who's been salting the diplomat?! :x

[Ariella]

This is not an appropriate place for teasing the peach!

[Jenevieve]

The film shocked audiences nationwide with its frank depiction of two men
dipping the duck.

EDIT: Also, "Will you stop washing the ferret?" has me in spasms of laughter.

[Wilwarin]

If you like euphemisms such as "Will you stop shampooing the Cossack?!", then you'll love http://www.sloganizer.net/en/images/sloganizer-logo.jpg
With such incredible slogans as "Tundra - living innovation" and "It's not a dream. Vindemiatrix is real!" as well as the unforgettable "You wouldn't want to miss AXJ", this website will change the way you see things!! 8)
http://www.sloganizer.net/en/

[snooze]

"Can you feel Snoozie?"

:shock:

"The art of Emily." Damn straight.

"Think Snooze."

"I believe in Snooze."

"Naughty little Snooze."

"There is no life without Snooze."

"The secret of Snooze."

[Tundra]

Tundra- Today and Tomorrow
For the Love of Tundra
The One and Only Tundra

[felixia]

The One and Only Tundra

We don't need a Sloganiser for that :D

[snooze]

Heeheehee. So much fun.

ETA: Oh! The slogan changes in my sig bar thingey! Coolness! :D

[Sammi]

"Sammi strikes back."
"Sammi - simplified!"
"Sammi - If you love Sammi."
"Sammi, where success is at home."
"Samantha wanted."
"Samantha - Just do it."
"Samantha for everybody."

:D I'm sloganized!

[Wilwarin]

Let's just say I had a lot to learn about buttering the little gecko.
To go back to euphemisms.
:D

[theNightingale]

"They found him naked in the alley behind the bar, shaking hands with the goggles."

Oh dear.

[Jenevieve]

And forward to the sloganizer again,

Be inspired by Vivvy. (Well, Elski says I make a good muse. Does that count?)
The president buys Vivvy. (Ack, I hope not!)
Heal the world with Vivvy. (That'd be awesome if it were true....)
Vivvy will do anything for you. (Nuh uh. Nothing doing)

[Tundra]

They were hoping the neighbors couldn't see them plowing the Buddha.

[Wilwarin]

And quickly returning to the euphemisms again:
Returning after her mysterious disappearance, she sheepishly admitted she had been locking up the orange robot.
:o

[Eclectic Music]

You should have seen your face! You looked like you were burying the chimp. (uhh, ok)

The last time I had this much fun, I was yelling at the invisible pop star. (Hmm, I wonder what I was drinking that night...)

They were hoping the neighbors couldn't see them tweaking the French smurf. (ok, that sounds wrong)

In fifty years, would people of our age still call it biting the mule? (I sure hope not!)

They were hoping the neighbors couldn't see them punching the porcelain soap. (And they were doing this in the first place why??)

I feel like playing with the blazing bunny. (you mean that demonic looking one over there?)

This unique and colorful custom is referred to as igniting the bandit. (ooh! More fire!!)

Of course, back in my day we called it lurking in the invisible chicken. (Damn, those must have been some good drinks)

[Maulden]

"I couldn't believe my luck as she started normalizing the rubber canyon."

These phrases sound so... interesting. :P

[pkgirl]

i got a slogan thingy too, but i will have to let you watch out for the different sayings

[Wilwarin]

The last time I had this much fun, I was yelling at the invisible pop star.
Oh that one was funny!!! :lol:
The last time I saw him, he was wrestling the trombone. (he was? :o )
He normally shut his eyes while understanding the friend. :?
Shut the door! I'm licking the flying turtle! (and we don't want the neighbours to know about it!!!)
Instead, she spent the night alone, spending the blazing bayonet. (tell me, have you ever done that?)
Shut the door! I'm biting the watermelon! (wait, that makes too much sense.... :roll: )

[Maulden]

"The last time I saw him, he was mangling the little Polish gusset."

"Cross-examination revealed that he had a great deal of experience changing the lemur."

"Needless to say, I promptly began exercising the pudding."

"They found him naked in the alley behind the bar, cramming the sly vessel."

Yeah... creepy site. :P

[LadyAbby]

"She had gone bowling for glass shards."

[Maulden]

"She seemed like a shy girl when they met, but a few drinks later, they were wearing the rubber eel."

...I'm not entirely certain what my reaction should be for this. :o

[Ranma]

"Needless to say i promptly began bagging the Turkish pumpkin"

[Ranma]

The film shocked audiences nationwide with its frank depiction of two men
punching the moose.

[Einna]

And the worst part is the fact that I've actually written down some of these to use in my stories...

[Maulden]

"She couldn't believe her luck as she discovered him changing the poetic pork pooch."

I'm not entirely sure what to make of that. :o

[Koyaanisqatsi]

They were hoping the neighbors couldn't see them beating the stick.

[Eclectic Music]

Ok, so I was bored!


They were hoping the neighbors couldn't see them meeting the weasel. (Hmm, a conspiracy I sense..)

She couldn't believe her luck as she discovered him hot gluing the bacon. (Um, ok...)

The last time I had this much fun, I was training the tunnel. (To do what? Collapse on command?)

I couldn't believe my best friend was actually ironing the porcelain statue. (Why???)

She checked the coast was clear before harvesting the wristwatch. (From where, the jewelry store tree?)

Alone once again, she retired to the bedroom and began pickling the groceries. (?)

Let's just say I had a lot to learn about gargling the Spanish wax immigrant. (...)

You give me five hundred dollars, I give you the negatives, and no one has to know you were titillating the mule. (Yeah, wouldn't want that to get out.)

The last time I had this much fun, I was beating up the chocolate pimentos. (CHocolate... pimemtos?)

Alone once again, she retired to the bedroom and began unleashing the furniture. (Oh my God, somebody stop her!)

[Maulden]

"I couldn't believe my best friend was actually spreading the banana."

...creepy. >_>